Erika
haha really!
what the FUCK facebook
DO NOT tell me to get 500 free condoms
YOU DONT KNOW ME
9:00pmKatherine
FACEBOOK KNOWS YOU ALL TOO WELL
9:00pmErika
fucking facebook.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Word of the Day Is...
BOSTON
boston (n) a boy that would be cute but he's a little on the short side. Look at that boston!
(adj) 617.Yeah he would be an 8 but he's a seven because he's boston.
boston (n) a boy that would be cute but he's a little on the short side. Look at that boston!
(adj) 617.Yeah he would be an 8 but he's a seven because he's boston.
they really shouldn't.
(erika) exboyfriends should not be allowed totext you the words "all you can eat ice cream and pie."
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
i feel so loved.
(435) so the really ugly elf yourself erika did of all of us? sam asked if your picture was makenna hahah
- madison. makenna is her 15 year-old brother.
(435) I JUST GOT EXCELLENT CHOICE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I HATE YOU.
- kat pat. "excellent choice" is a song from the horrors.
Monday, December 7, 2009
text from katherine
(435) fuck ok i've got oj and megan has beads and someone else has a snorty bulldog and i also have vodka
Sunday, December 6, 2009
we love our jewish pals
"yes I can get high on jesus, you can't which is why you always try to drink his blood, but it didn't work so you replaced it with wine to get drunk so it felt like something was actually happening." --Justin Altman
Saturday, December 5, 2009
the word of the day is...
ginger.
(katherine) there is no such thing as a sexy ginger
(erika) you are a ginger racist. im friends with the hitler of gingers and even she can make exceptions
(katherine) you're friends with hitler?
(erika) no its not the real hitler!!
(katherine) are you sure
(erika) almost positive
(katherine) there is no such thing as a sexy ginger
(erika) you are a ginger racist. im friends with the hitler of gingers and even she can make exceptions
(katherine) you're friends with hitler?
(erika) no its not the real hitler!!
(katherine) are you sure
(erika) almost positive
plz doant holocaust.
don't lie...
...you've done this before too.
(erika) i just had to turn on the lights cause i got scared of tom riddle.
speaking of which where's riddle's diary?
(erika) i just had to turn on the lights cause i got scared of tom riddle.
speaking of which where's riddle's diary?
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
magic
katherine: can't wait to see you though!
justin: i can't wait either, it'll be legit
katherine: so legit. it'll be magical
justin: beyond magical
katherine: like if zlatan and moses had a baby and that baby was grown up and had a beard and was hanging out with eric sookie.
justin: damn yeah, sounds about right. if none of this ends up on your blog i'll feel like a failure.
justin: i can't wait either, it'll be legit
katherine: so legit. it'll be magical
justin: beyond magical
katherine: like if zlatan and moses had a baby and that baby was grown up and had a beard and was hanging out with eric sookie.
justin: damn yeah, sounds about right. if none of this ends up on your blog i'll feel like a failure.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
text from erika
(435) kots counting 9n lemonade so dont orget pleace
TRANSLATED: koty's counting on lemonade, so don't forget please.
TEXTS FROM MEGAN'S BOYFRIEND
because we all love jman
9.30
tell him to nut up and talk to him or to go smoke a bag of richards that works too.
9.30
i was birthed when jesus and moses played fifa and decided they would make me after seeing zlatan ibrahimovic and the amount of awesome i'd bring to the world!
10.20
now if we can get megan we should be made saints and put up at the popes crib
9.30
tell him to nut up and talk to him or to go smoke a bag of richards that works too.
9.30
i was birthed when jesus and moses played fifa and decided they would make me after seeing zlatan ibrahimovic and the amount of awesome i'd bring to the world!
10.20
now if we can get megan we should be made saints and put up at the popes crib
KP vs Justin (start from the bottom)
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Katherine Paterson WOAH teeth joke, that's a low blow. Friendship violation. Red card.
Katherine Paterson WOAH teeth joke, that's a low blow. Friendship violation. Red card.
Also you are just jealous you can't have teeth like Sookie.
Justin Altman I am not afraid of you gappy teeth.
Katherine Paterson I am not afraid of you, beardy harlot.
Justin Altman He throws boulders in his spare time. He could kick you ass.
Katherine Paterson KOTY HOW STONG IS JUSTIN?
Justin Altman Just ask Koty how weak I am.
Katherine Paterson You've never given me a concussion you're too weak you only gave one to elle and she weighs like two pounds.
Justin Altman Oh well I like you and Koty, but koty has been helping me this whole time so I am having a great deal of fun with this while at the acceptance of my friend. I kinda want to give you a concussion.
Katherine Paterson no i just legit like both of you and it makes me sad to make fun of megan.
but i still kinda want to hit you with a spatula.
Justin Altman you can't handle the heat can you?
Katherine Paterson i think you and megan make a really cute couple and i like you both seperately AND together. you are both great people.
Justin Altman Koty has good taste in men... NOT
Katherine Paterson Megan has good taste in men...NOT
Justin Altman Koty is polite religious people and thinks Jesus was great.... NOT.
Katherine Paterson Megan is a friend to animals and is pretty comical. Plus she is adventurous!
Justin Altman Koty only listens to Viking Death Metal and looks like this.
Katherine Paterson Megan hates good music and looks like thishttp://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=30054559&id=1558140130
Justin Altman Koty hates Harry Potter.
Katherine Paterson Megan hates people.
Justin Altman Koty hates black people.
Katherine Paterson Megan sometimes complains about things that don't matter.
Justin Altman Koty sometimes won't shower for days.
Katherine Paterson Megan has wonderful fashion sense and she can even make weird floppy hats look good!
Justin Altman Koty is a man of many languages including one called undercommon, language of elves that live in caves.
Katherine Paterson As does Megan.
Justin Altman Koty has a glorious dick.
Katherine Paterson Megan is gorgeous and amazing and i love her.
Justin Altman Koty kills geckos and eats them over a fire without brushing his teeth afterwards. And koty made out with Colton Bingham. Suck that.
Katherine Paterson Megan once ate cookies only because carson bowers had touched them and she puts chihuahuas in drawers.
Justin Altman Whatever, Koty so does drugs harder than you and speaks to toilets.
Katherine Paterson Started.
Justin Altman You don't want to start this. I know every single thing about Koty.
Katherine Paterson whatever your girlfriend still likes tomethy vonn spider trap better than you
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