Thursday, December 31, 2009

fucking facebook

Erika
haha really!

what the FUCK facebook

DO NOT tell me to get 500 free condoms

YOU DONT KNOW ME

9:00pmKatherine

FACEBOOK KNOWS YOU ALL TOO WELL

9:00pmErika

fucking facebook.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

PATRICK!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PAT PAT!


Thursday, December 24, 2009

JESSIE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JESSIE SUE!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

acid is sketchy

Erika

UH OH

just started an acid is sketchy debate with elle. im afraid lol

10:34amErika is offline.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Word of the Day Is...

BOSTON
boston (n) a boy that would be cute but he's a little on the short side. Look at that boston!
(adj) 617.Yeah he would be an 8 but he's a seven because he's boston.


they really shouldn't.

(erika) exboyfriends should not be allowed totext you the words "all you can eat ice cream and pie."

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

i feel so loved.

(435) so the really ugly elf yourself erika did of all of us? sam asked if your picture was makenna hahah

- madison. makenna is her 15 year-old brother.

(435) I JUST GOT EXCELLENT CHOICE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I HATE YOU.

- kat pat. "excellent choice" is a song from the horrors.

Monday, December 7, 2009

text from katherine

(435) fuck ok i've got oj and megan has beads and someone else has a snorty bulldog and i also have vodka

anyone down with...

DRESSING LIKE LADY GAGA FOR VEGAS NIGHT?

Sunday, December 6, 2009

we love our jewish pals

"yes I can get high on jesus, you can't which is why you always try to drink his blood, but it didn't work so you replaced it with wine to get drunk so it felt like something was actually happening." --Justin Altman

finals

don't worry guys...

finals will be over soon!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

the word of the day is...

ginger.

(katherine) there is no such thing as a sexy ginger
(erika) you are a ginger racist. im friends with the hitler of gingers and even she can make exceptions
(katherine) you're friends with hitler?
(erika) no its not the real hitler!!
(katherine) are you sure
(erika) almost positive


plz doant holocaust.

don't lie...

...you've done this before too.

(erika) i just had to turn on the lights cause i got scared of tom riddle.

speaking of which where's riddle's diary?

the word of the day is...


UNDEROATH.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

the champ and the girl with a d are friends

magic

katherine: can't wait to see you though!
justin: i can't wait either, it'll be legit
katherine: so legit. it'll be magical
justin: beyond magical
katherine: like if zlatan and moses had a baby and that baby was grown up and had a beard and was hanging out with eric sookie.
justin: damn yeah, sounds about right. if none of this ends up on your blog i'll feel like a failure.

december!

it's december! you know what that means...
COOKIE SEASON!

tumor dolphins, estonian, and family trees