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Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
text from erika
(435) kots counting 9n lemonade so dont orget pleace
TRANSLATED: koty's counting on lemonade, so don't forget please.
TEXTS FROM MEGAN'S BOYFRIEND
because we all love jman
9.30
tell him to nut up and talk to him or to go smoke a bag of richards that works too.
9.30
i was birthed when jesus and moses played fifa and decided they would make me after seeing zlatan ibrahimovic and the amount of awesome i'd bring to the world!
10.20
now if we can get megan we should be made saints and put up at the popes crib
9.30
tell him to nut up and talk to him or to go smoke a bag of richards that works too.
9.30
i was birthed when jesus and moses played fifa and decided they would make me after seeing zlatan ibrahimovic and the amount of awesome i'd bring to the world!
10.20
now if we can get megan we should be made saints and put up at the popes crib
KP vs Justin (start from the bottom)
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Katherine Paterson WOAH teeth joke, that's a low blow. Friendship violation. Red card.
Katherine Paterson WOAH teeth joke, that's a low blow. Friendship violation. Red card.
Also you are just jealous you can't have teeth like Sookie.
Justin Altman I am not afraid of you gappy teeth.
Katherine Paterson I am not afraid of you, beardy harlot.
Justin Altman He throws boulders in his spare time. He could kick you ass.
Katherine Paterson KOTY HOW STONG IS JUSTIN?
Justin Altman Just ask Koty how weak I am.
Katherine Paterson You've never given me a concussion you're too weak you only gave one to elle and she weighs like two pounds.
Justin Altman Oh well I like you and Koty, but koty has been helping me this whole time so I am having a great deal of fun with this while at the acceptance of my friend. I kinda want to give you a concussion.
Katherine Paterson no i just legit like both of you and it makes me sad to make fun of megan.
but i still kinda want to hit you with a spatula.
Justin Altman you can't handle the heat can you?
Katherine Paterson i think you and megan make a really cute couple and i like you both seperately AND together. you are both great people.
Justin Altman Koty has good taste in men... NOT
Katherine Paterson Megan has good taste in men...NOT
Justin Altman Koty is polite religious people and thinks Jesus was great.... NOT.
Katherine Paterson Megan is a friend to animals and is pretty comical. Plus she is adventurous!
Justin Altman Koty only listens to Viking Death Metal and looks like this.
Katherine Paterson Megan hates good music and looks like thishttp://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=30054559&id=1558140130
Justin Altman Koty hates Harry Potter.
Katherine Paterson Megan hates people.
Justin Altman Koty hates black people.
Katherine Paterson Megan sometimes complains about things that don't matter.
Justin Altman Koty sometimes won't shower for days.
Katherine Paterson Megan has wonderful fashion sense and she can even make weird floppy hats look good!
Justin Altman Koty is a man of many languages including one called undercommon, language of elves that live in caves.
Katherine Paterson As does Megan.
Justin Altman Koty has a glorious dick.
Katherine Paterson Megan is gorgeous and amazing and i love her.
Justin Altman Koty kills geckos and eats them over a fire without brushing his teeth afterwards. And koty made out with Colton Bingham. Suck that.
Katherine Paterson Megan once ate cookies only because carson bowers had touched them and she puts chihuahuas in drawers.
Justin Altman Whatever, Koty so does drugs harder than you and speaks to toilets.
Katherine Paterson Started.
Justin Altman You don't want to start this. I know every single thing about Koty.
Katherine Paterson whatever your girlfriend still likes tomethy vonn spider trap better than you
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